Seriously?  Has life just shut down for 3 months?!?  COVID-19 strikes!  Strike back... Get your COVID-19 Survival Box.  All items are made with Clean Cotton...duh!


COVID 19 Survival Box includes:

  • A 9 oz Calm The Fuck Down Infused With Melodramatic Tendencies Candle
  • A 16 oz Coronavirus Prevention Infused With Nothing New, Moron! Hand Soap
  • A 4 oz Oh, Hell NO! Infused With Social Distancing Hand Sanitizer

COVID-19 Survival Box

  • Our Clean Cotton fragrance starts with bright top notes of lemon, crisp apple, and ozone. Middle notes of delicate jasmine and white cotton blossoms add a floral touch to this airy fragrance. Hints of violet and cedar round out the scent, while lemon essential oil enhances the clean, citrus element. Wrap yourself in the nostalgic aroma of clean sheets that were line-dried on a breezy day.