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Fill your home with the fragrance of our custom blended room and linen spray. All items are hand poured and hand scented in small batches in our Florida studio. We feature premium essential oils and perfume oil blends.
My Dog And I Talk Shit About You Room And Linen Spray
Our Room And Linen Spray contains a 7.75 fluid ounce blend of body safe fine fragrance oils and water in an amber apothecary inspired bottle measuring 3" diameter x 5.5" height.
Room And Linen Spray Care:
- Shake well before use
- Keep out of reach of children and pets
- Do not ingest
- Avoid direct contact with open flames
- Test before applying to fabric
Almond + Warm Cookie - A delicious mixture of a sweet cookie hot out of the oven and slivered almonds make this fragrance a customer favorite.
Amber + Moss - Appealing to both masculine and feminine sensibilities, this elegant fragrance is a modern fragrance with universal appeal. Beginning with hints of orange, grapefruit, and an infusion of sage that enhance the natural earthy quality moving on to Lavender that adds a soft floral and herbal touch to the heart of this fragrance, while oakmoss, amber, and tonka round out the base for a beautiful, deep character.
Caramel + Vanilla Bean - Transform any space into an artisanal confectionery shop filled with the warm aroma of buttery caramel. This sweet, decadent fragrance tempts your senses with notes of rich butter before giving way to a heart of luscious caramel and cream. Vanilla and tonka bean in the base reinforce the sweetness and warmth that make it such an appealing scent.
Grapefruit + Mangosteen - A true-to-life blend of ripe, tangy grapefruit and mangosteen- an exotic fruit that is citrusy and sweet with a hint of peach. Grapefruit dominates with its sharp and punchy citrus notes but once it begins to burn, the fragrance mellows just a bit, with the warmer and sweeter mangosteen coming through. When both fruits meld into a strong fragrance that has a citrus punch, a hint of peach, and a naturally derived sweetness it reaches a truly refreshing balance.
Green Tea + Lemongrass - A combination of herbal green tea leaves and citrusy lemongrass infuses this scent with irresistible freshness. Notes of green florals, jasmine petals, and orange blossom lend a sweetness while a touch of cedar and clean powder in the base reinforce the earthiness of the tea leaves.
Lavender + Sage - A camphoraceous blend of herbs, lavender, and aromatic woods. Sage, rosemary, and chamomile awaken the earthiness of lavender, while hints of sandalwood and cedar in the base are reinforced by clove, lavandin, and cedarwood essential oils. This clean, herbal scent summons a spa-like calming atmosphere.
Linen + Patchouli -Tthe scent of clothes dried on a line in the beach breeze, it has an airiness that's incredibly fresh and is paired with the herbal, floral, and citrus notes of the best clean cotton.This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including orange, parsley leaf, and patchouli.
Oats + Honey - The sweet scent of honey with notes of nutty almond.
Pineapple + Mango - A modern tropical fusion of fresh mango and creamy coconut milk. Pineapple and orange top notes meld with ripe mango and a hint of peach. Coconut milk and sugar base notes round out this lush, luxurious fruit medley.
Sea Salt + Coconut - A buttery rum top note leading to a sweet creamy vanilla with toasted coconut. Top Notes: Rum and Lime. Middle Notes: Coconut. Base Notes: Coconut and Vanilla.
Teakwood + Tobacco - A masculine, bold, and complex fragrance leading with spicy top notes of ginger, peppercorn, and spice. The middle notes of tobacco leaf and aged teakwood blend into the woody, deep base of sandalwood, amber, and dark musk.
Vanilla + Cream - An intense vanilla aroma with a subtle touch of cream. Guaranteed to be a fragrance you will want over and over.